I found this on Tumblr. If any of you are hockey fans, you know about Darryl Sutter, coach of the LA Kings. He has a penchant for unintentionally funny press conferences and is well-known for his demeanour. Check this out for a good chuckle.
What is wrong with this picture. I do believe that this may not work very well.
Today’s helpful sign is easy to relate to on a personal level. If I had a nickel for every time I watched the wrong side of a monitor, I would be pretty broke. Is this warning label hell? Is it a conspiracy to help the world on its dumbing down. Is it a government job creation program (someone has to make and apply these labels)? Did someone by Jimmy Kimmel a label maker for Christmas?
A very educational week, I learned lots and am really looking forward to sharing. As usual, there are some potentially life saving tips for you.
For example, did you know that crocodiles can climb trees.
People not familiar with snow, should not play with snow. 800 pound snowball slams into a dormitory in Portland, Oregon.
Have a great week, and remember, if you being chased by a camel, or a runaway snowball for that matter, don’t climb a tree. A crocodile may be waiting for you. The world is getting more dangerous every day.
It is that time of the week when I impress with my newly acquired knowledge.
First up, I learned how to have free suppers. This guy kind of impressed me with his out of the box thinking.
Second thing I learned, Kiwis are as laid back as Canucks. This guy takes the all time record for being laid back though. The events.
1. Go spear fishing
2. Get attacked by shark
3. Evade shark
4. Leave water
5. Stitch wound yourself
6. Go for a beer at the local pub
Here’s the story.
Have a great week, and remember, live well and learn.
I love learning stuff. I didn’t learn much last week, except these nuggets.
Apparently Homer Simpson is the first Earthling on Mars. He dropped a jelly doughnut in front of a rover.
Canada’s most embarrassing export goes for the “Lindsay Lohan Award”. Nice job Biebs, don’t call home.
Vegas is going to make a lot of money. The football picking camel passed on.
28 Days is becoming a real possibility for England.
Perhaps fining people for taking children on airplanes is the next logical step?
Let’s see, what struck me this week. Struck me and will, perhaps, stick with me.
2. James Bond drinks enough to be an alcoholic. Some doctors, with way to much time on their hands, read all the Bond novels and measured his alcohol intake. Story here
3. Winter driving is dangerous
A great week for learning stuff.
1. A children’s TV show in Sweden has characters dressed as “poo-poo” and “wee-wee”. (Biss ock Kajs)
2. The pope used to work as a bouncer.
3. The hardest tongue twister is “pad kid poured curd pulled cold”. Read about it here
.All in all, a successful week.
Got a chuckle from this one. Thanks Barry.
A nice story – the elderly are beautiful.
When we get older we think differently, don’t we? This letter was sent to the Principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An elderly woman received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind.
Dear Kean Elementary:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Sprenger Home for the Aged. All of my family have passed away.. I am all alone now and it’s nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.
The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. Her distress over the broken radio touched me and I knew this was God’s way of answering my prayers. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.
Thank you for that opportunity.