What I Learned Last Week
I love learning stuff. I didn’t learn much last week, except these nuggets.
Apparently Homer Simpson is the first Earthling on Mars. He dropped a jelly doughnut in front of a rover.
Canada’s most embarrassing export goes for the “Lindsay Lohan Award”. Nice job Biebs, don’t call home.
Vegas is going to make a lot of money. The football picking camel passed on.
28 Days is becoming a real possibility for England.
Perhaps fining people for taking children on airplanes is the next logical step?