A Clean Joke For A Change


Two Trees and A Woodpecker

birch

birch (Photo credit: katdaned)

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here
is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, ‘Is that a son
of a beech or a son of a birch?’ The birch says he cannot tell, but just
then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, ‘Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is
a son of a beech or a son of a birch?’
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, ‘It is neither
a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash

I have ever poked my pecker into.

About John

I enjoy travel, sports, music and anything else that jumps up at me for the moment, which is why I blog. There will be lots of music and travel posts and a smattering of sports and humour. I enjoy promoting Canada and am unabashedly a proud Canuck.

Posted on November 30, 2012, in General, Humour and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 11 Comments.

  1. ha hahahaha ha.. it was a good one and I will just leave it at that… 😉

  2. Good stuff!

    But a clean joke?
    Who are you and what have you done with John Phillips?

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