Friday Funnies – From The Emailbag
A good one that made the rounds last week. Right in line (sort of) with the cute kid videos I have seen this week. Check them out on these two great blogs.
Now on with the Humor
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year
old asks, “You know what? I think it’s about time we started swearing.” The 4
year old nods his head in approval.
> The 6 year old continues, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say
something with hell in it and you say something with ass.”
> The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
> When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants
for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.
> WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,
and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping
his rear with every step..
> His mom locks him in his room and shouts, “You can stay there until I let you
> She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern
voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?”
> “I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat ass it won’t be