Friday Funnies – From The Emailbag
A friend of mine in Saskatchewan copied me in on this one.
Two older women were having lunch together,
and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman said, “I need to be honest with you,
I’m getting a boob-job.”
The second woman responded, “Oh, that’s nothing.
I’m thinking of having my arsehole bleached!”
“Whoa,” replied the first woman.
“I just can’t picture your husband as a blonde!”